Boldly go where no geek has gone before! You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your closets are full of officially licensed Star Wars merchandise. You’re hooked on Elder Scrolls and Metal Gear, but now you’ve discovered an even bigger obsession: the new girl who just moved in down the hall. What’s a geek to do? Take some tips from The Geek’s Guide to Dating. This hilarious primer is jam-packed with cheat codes, walkthroughs, and power-ups for navigating the perils and pitfalls of your love life with ease. Geeks of all ages will find answers to the ultimate questions of life, the universe, and everything romantic, from First Contact to The Fellowship of the Ring and beyond. The Geek’s Guide to Dating will teach fanboys everywhere to love long and prosper. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Nick Podehl. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/005634/bk_brll_005634_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
2012 Fabulousity Now! Shar has updated and newly pizzazed her classic with even more information for today´s femmes (or those that love us). Part Cosmo, part On Our Backs, part Girl Scout Handbook, this hilarious, practical, and comprehensive guide is for Femme Dykes, Baby Divas, Experience Queens, Outrageous Goddesses, Queer Femmes, Lipstick Lesbians, Vixens, and Vamps of every stripe - and those who want to date us! Simply want a Goddess Life Manual? Included: How to start a car, a riot, or fire An answer to: ´´Are long nails the answer to ice-cube tray trauma?´´ Gull Girl Goddess Glossary - that secret de-coder book that we never got when we joined the Queer Dating Club!! Butch/Femme romance explored and explained Femme/femme attraction and love celebrated How to get a garter-belt on and still get your panties off Break-up support and tested advice, including Shar´s classic ´´How to Wash Any Ex Right Outta Your Hair´´ What should be in your toolbox, under your bed, and on your outgoing message: gender empowerment & celebration How to make vegetarian gravy The answer to ´´Do femmes wear boxer shorts?´´ How to have sex with RSI or other chronic conditions How to succeed in the workplace Geminist shaving deciphered Femme transwoman? Oh Girl get on in here - in Shartopia. You know a femme is a femme is a hellooo, Goddess. from big to small, young to old, country gals to city ones Shar has fashion, dating and life help for all. Shar´s Stain Removal Guide-Money saving tips for everyday including: building your sextoy collection, decorating your home, shopping for shoes Shar is always Equal Income Opportunity conscious. list of kitchen appliances are a waste of money an... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Shar Rednour. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/004250/bk_adbl_004250_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
As a lady myself, I perfectly understand that it is so very difficult to have the capacity to peruse the female psyche and recognize what we look for and desire in men. Females are quite clever in the ways they test the male waters and become more acquainted with new individuals. Men, on the off chance that you have had issues in the past associating with ladies or have quite recently had plain misfortune with regards to dating, this book is the perfect avenue for you! The universe of innovation has made it simpler to converse with individuals without meeting face to face, yet, has made it a great deal harder to become acquainted with the new people we go over and figure out how to like. Individuals are not telephone screens in any case, so it is time that you increase some relevant council to be added to your repertoire as you strut off to your next date! The contents of this book withhold incredible dating guidance for men of all ages as they wander into the unknown, bottomless ocean of women. Keeping in mind the end goal to be a stage over the rest, you should approach the dating scene with a crisp standpoint and a receptive outlook. Else, you will rapidly lose a ladies´ advantage. I recognize what you are thinking: ´´All ladies are so difficult to peruse and become more acquainted with.´´ Well, amigo, I am here to disclose to you that we are most certainly not. Men simply don´t know how to convey in ways that pull in ladies to them and pinnacle their advantage! The dating scene is tied in with venturing outside your usual range of familiarity and uncovering yourself a bit to new individuals. It is terrifying — however, it ought to be entertaining! Individuals consider dating far excessively important, which will frighten ladies off genuinely snappy! (Believe me, I know as a matter of fact!) 1. Language: English. Narrator: Elizabeth Bloom. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/099115/bk_acx0_099115_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In Mars and Venus on a Date, John Gray blasts off into the exciting new territory of the singles universe, turning his unique expertise to unattached men and women who desire lasting intimacy. Mars and Venus on a Date is for all those single people who are looking for love, including the newly separated or divorced daunted by the singles scene. With the compassion and understanding that John Gray brings to all of his work, he takes us through the five stages of dating: Attraction, Uncertainty, Exclusivity, Intimacy, and Engagement. Listeners will find creative ideas on how to find their soulmates and thoughts on how to create a loving and mutually fulfilling relationship. The singles universe can be a frightening place, and the men and women alone in this void have great need for the practical, proven wisdom of John Gray. In the same way that Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus became the ultimate relationship aid for couples, Mars and Venus on a Date is the essential singles´ guide. 1. Language: English. Narrator: John Gray. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/000353/bk_harp_000353_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A seasoned woman is spicy. She has been marinated in life experience. She can be alternately sweet, tart, bubbly, or mellow. She can be maternal and playful, bossy and submissive, strong and soft. The seasoned woman knows who she is. She could be any one of us, as long as she is committed to living fully and passionately in the second half of life. In her most groundbreaking work since Passages and The Silent Passage, best-selling author Gail Sheehy reveals a hidden cultural phenomenon: increased vitality in women´s sex and love lives after 50. Sex and the Seasoned Woman is the story of an intimate revolution taking place under our very noses. Boomer generation women in midlife are open to sex, love, dating, new dreams, exploring spirituality, and revitalizing their marriages as never before. This is a new universe of passionate, liberated women, married and single, who are unwilling to settle for the stereotypical roles of middle age and are now realizing they don´t have to. As life spans grow longer and as societal constraints continue to loosen, older women, once free of the exhausting demands of young children, needy husbands, and demanding careers, find themselves ready to pursue the passionate life. They embrace their ´´second adulthood´´ as a period of reawakening. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Gail Sheehy. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/000765/bk_rand_000765_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Space sex: the final frontier.... My life was in shambles. It had been for as long as I could remember, in fact. I´d never known what I was doing in life or how I should be spending my time. Over the years, I´d developed quite the sex drive in order to cope with my being lost in life, sleeping with just about anyone who came along and happened to look halfway decent. At one point, I´d gotten particularly restless and took to traveling the world in hopes that it would solve from my problems. But, aside from quite a few more notches in my bedpost and the draining away of my savings account, very little changed as a result. I´m back home now, feeling more lost than ever after a lousy evening of being wined and dined and screwed, wondering what in the universe there is for a person like me. And that´s when the tractor beam comes down from out of the sky.... I´m pulled, still in my bed, up into the air onto an alien spacecraft, where I encounter two absolutely gorgeous extraterrestrial life forms. As it turns out, they´re on a mission to study the ins and outs of human sexuality, and they might just want to use me as a test subject.... Warning: This book contains lots of hot sex, drama, and submission. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Veronica Heart. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/050157/bk_acx0_050157_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Since the dawn of man, our species has questioned its existence. All of us at one point in time have wondered whether or not we are alone in the universe. The reality of the matter is we are not. We are merely a pawn in the grand scheme of things. Humanity just so happens to be playing right into ancient lore dating back over three universe cycles. Now, you must understand that each cycle lasts over a googolplex. Also, only one species has survived each cycle thus far. This means we have three other species currently residing in our universe. Those species (in chronological order) are the Judex Sapiens, the Sagacians, and the Malentians. Now the Judex Sapiens and the Sagacians work together. The Malentians, however, work toward annihilation. Their main goal is to destroy anything the other species have created, but they have to be subtle about such ordeals, lest they be caught in the act. In order to retain obscurity, the Malentians plant directives into their target´s DNA. Directives of evil that slowly blossom over time and evolve into naught but one thing: self-annihilation on a grand scale, all of which occurs on a little blue sphere we like to call ´´Earth´´. Before the war that ends humanity´s dominant reign over Earth, times are tumultuous to say the very least. With the fraudulent election of President Venalis Proditor, the Union does not stand a chance, because after his election, a powder keg of chaos erupts in the torn nation, and a rebellion forms to overthrow the US government. However, what the rebels fail to foresee is that Proditor has been in alliance with the corrupt UN, who, in turn, combine forces with the NATO troops and stage a war on American soil. With the use of highly advanced nano-biotechnology, the invading forces trigger the beginning of the end of humanity.... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Patrick M. Bedont Jr.. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/119536/bk_acx0_119536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Probing life´s eternal mysteries.... Why are each of us here? Is this our first and last time around? If not, what aspects of our true ´´selves´´ will follow present mortal experiences? Such fundamental questions have fascinated philosophers, theologians, and scientists over thousands of years. Cosmic Musings author Professor Larry Bell explores a literal universe of possibilities revealed through his provocatively thoughtful lifelong tour of diverse teachings and theories dating from Aristotle to leading contemporary thought leaders. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Brad Langer. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/052672/bk_acx0_052672_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A cosmopolitan title to get excited about in 2018! Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases - a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with as well as way less experience in the dating department than the average 30-year-old. It doesn´t help that she has Asperger´s and that French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. She decides that she needs lots of practice - with a professional - which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. The Vietnamese-Swedish stunner can´t afford to turn down Stella´s offer, and he agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan - from foreplay to more-than-missionary position... Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses but also to crave all of the other things he´s making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges convinces Stella that love is the best kind of logic... 1. Language: English. Narrator: Carly Robins. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/drms/003615/bk_drms_003615_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
She was destined to save his heart of stone.... Bookish museum curator Rebecca Clark has given up on dating. Real life men aren’t nearly as perfect as the men in the paintings and statues she sees every day at her job. But one night, she whispers a prayer to the universe to send her the perfect man. She had no idea a goddess is listening.... Devon Blake was Regency London’s most wicked lover, but when he sleeps with the wrong woman and leaves her unsatisfied, he finds himself cursed by none other than the goddess of love herself. After living two centuries trapped as a marble statue, Aphrodite gives Devon one chance to redeem himself, or he’ll face an eternity of made of stone. He must prove he can satisfy a woman’s every desire without satisfying his own. When Rebecca discovers a naked man in her art gallery instead of a priceless statue at midnight, she has no idea he’s the answer to her prayers. Aphrodite has sent Devon to be Rebecca’s perfect man. Can Devon earn Rebecca’s love and trust by proving his selflessness or will it be too late? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Carolyn Morris. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/103797/bk_acx0_103797_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.