Sucker for Love:A Dead-End Dating Novel Ballantine Books Kimberly Raye
Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013 ´´Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever´s freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain´t the unknown anymore and it ain´t scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier.´´ Fans of the number-one best seller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern´s dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he´s decided to propose to his girlfriend. ´´You´ve been dating her for four years,´´ his dad replies. ´´It ain´t like you found a parallel f**king universe.´´ But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should think back over everything he´s learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that´s just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters. Full of his dad´s patented brand of wisdom, it´s also full of new characters just as funny—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals, to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: ´´That´s what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes.´´ The result is a pilgrim´s progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sean Schemmel. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/002888/bk_harp_002888_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
You tried Tinder - it sucks. You heard of people hooking up fast and you wanted to do that. But it wasn´t that easy, was it? You didn´t get many matches. The girls didn´t message you back. Perhaps you even met some of them, but you didn´t have sex like you planned. What happened? Listen: There is nothing wrong with you. You may think that you are the problem. You´re not. It isn´t you. It´s what you´re doing. There is a method to using Tinder that guarantees your success. If you don´t know this method, you will fail. If you do know this method, you will succeed regardless of who you are. When I started on Tinder, I sucked too. I learned this method the hard way, but you can learn it in a concise and easy-to-follow audiobook. You can meet girls and start getting laid this week. Among other things, you´ll learn: How you can avoid the one stupid mistake nearly every guy makes with his profile pictures How you can write a profile that gets women coming after you, eager to meet you How to message girls and turn them on How to stand out from the fifty billion other guys messaging a girl What you must do in the first 30 seconds of meeting a woman in person What to do if you run out of things to say How to know if she wants to go home with you What to do when you bring her home How to sexually satisfy her like no guy has ever done before What you have to do after the first date if you want to see a woman again This book is a clear guide to connect you with women on Tinder fast. There is no filler. I have taught this method to countless friends to help them meet girls on Tinder. It works. Follow the instructions, do the simple exercises, and it will work for you too. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Stephen Paul Aulridge Jr. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/073527/bk_acx0_073527_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Bethenny Frankel, four-time New York Times best-selling author, self-made businesswoman, and media maven, offers her hard-won guidance on dating and relationships in the tradition of her breakout book, A Place of Yes. Bethenny is good at many things - being an entrepreneur, a mom, and a TV star - but when it comes to relationships, she is the first to admit that she has had many failures. The good news is that in working through the mistakes, she has already learned many things about what she doesn´t want, that she won´t accept, and that she shouldn´t settle for. And most importantly she still believes in love and that her perfect relationship is still to come. Filled with a mix of candid personal stories and the no-nonsense advice she´s known for, I Suck at Relationships so You Don´t Have To is the next step on Bethenny´s A Place of Yes journey. This is an audiobook by someone who has made many relationship mistakes and knows a thing or two because of it. Bethenny takes a deep look at her own dating and relationship history and gets to the heart of the mistakes women make and what it takes to find and sustain a meaningful connection. Look for Bethenny´s take on hot topics such as: understanding your man; the do´s and don´ts of dating; how to trust your gut; and much more. Despite all her relationship disasters, Bethenny remains an optimist; she keeps going, keeps trying, and continues to open her heart to love. She holds that failure ultimately adds up to something, and in the end all mishaps are stair steps to a greater success. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Bethenny Frankel. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/007033/bk_sans_007033_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Being single used to suck until Tinder came into our lives. Tinder is a great tool to meet new people around your location and is relatively safe. After a while of using Tinder, you´ll begin to recognize a method that must be used in order to successfully meet up with a girl. I have this method all spelled out, along with many other tips and tricks in this guide. This guide is an essential for every male in the world who wishes to be successful using Tinder. Hopefully, your results after using this guide are as good as mine! Author possesses a bachelor´s degree in business administration, as well as an associate´s degree in management technology. Cover model is author Trevor Clinger. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Carol Cantu. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/050285/bk_acx0_050285_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Stacey McKinley doesn´t have to love what she does, she just has to do it. She´s in Fairhaven to collect from a mark, some sucker who got in way over his head with the wrong people. She and her partner have one job: get the money out of him any way they can. They have come to the wilderness to gain information about his assets by any means necessary. To play her part in this, Stacey will do whatever she has to in order to gain the mark´s trust. However, she did not count on him approaching her first. Nor did she expect the chemistry between them. Kurt Best is addicted. He´s addicted to excitement. He´s addicted to new experiences. His family thinks he´s addicted to gambling, but they just don´t understand. He has lukewarm feelings about being a park ranger, but it allows him the joy of meeting new people. When he notices a beautiful brunette at the lake, he knew he had to meet her. His opportunity to do just that came at dinner, and he jumps at the chance to talk with her. However, he has to put their chemistry on hold until he returns from his trip to LA. With so much being hidden, is chemistry enough? Can it possibly survive their secrets? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Meghan Kelly. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/063542/bk_acx0_063542_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
When was the last time you left a group of friends feeling more alive? Have you been struggling when it comes to dating? Are you disappointed in the way you find yourself handling things at work? Or maybe you know what it’s like to feel as though you have nothing left to give… without knowing why. For a long time, men have pursued life on their terms. It’s left them with dead ends and a life of loneliness apart from people and relationships. Something needs to change. This simple but profound audiobook addresses an issue that has plagued men for years: sucking at relationships. After listening to this audiobook and putting it into practice, you will not have to suffer from these issues ever again. Relationships Are Everything will help you to recognize how meaningful relationships are and how they can help get you the life you have always wanted. In the audiobook, Ben teaches four simple but powerful truths about relationships that will turn your life upside down in a radical way. Ben helps you to not only understand how powerful relationships are but gives you the practical tools you will need to make your relationships better. These tools will, in turn, help you to go out and make the dent in this world that you long to make. Relationships aren´t just something. Relationships are everything. Pick up this audiobook, start listening to it, put it into action, and never struggle with relationships again. This audiobook is a game-changer for men for ages to come. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ben Weaver. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/112731/bk_acx0_112731_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Every day, I receive emails from readers who have been caught up in the tricks of users and losers. Intelligent women who fall for the chiseled good looks, the boyish grins, and smooth lines are desperate to understand what they did wrong. The answer is simple -- you chose the wrong man -- and that is your only mistake! You´ll meet a user -- you´ll probably meet many and you may even have an enjoyable night or two with a couple of them, but he won´t date you -- not in the way you want to be dated anyway. He won´t meet your parents. He´ll say he likes your cat when he doesn´t. And then one day, he will stop calling and returning your texts. Even though you had a feeling, a hunch he was using you, it will still hurt like hell because you´ve been used, and that just sucks. After you do this enough times, you´ll die for a decent man. When a woman dates blindly, she gives up her heart too fast without a proper screening mechanism. She compromises her boundaries just to keep a man in her life. She chases and nurtures a bad man when she should be screening him and potentially dumping his ass if he doesn´t make the cut. There is no guide, until now, to help women weed out the users and losers. Women are wasting days, weeks, months, and even years of their lives getting played because they don´t understand how to properly expose men who currently are not, and may never be emotionally available. Until now! 1. Language: English. Narrator: RJ Walker. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/098611/bk_acx0_098611_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
You Probably Shouldn´t Write That:Tips and Tricks for Creating an Online Dating Profile That Doesn´t Suck Lisa Hoehn
I´m about to experience my very first ever alien probing.... My love life kind of sucks at the moment. I´m in a relationship with a devilishly attractive college classmate, Kyle, who, by appearances, is everything a girl could want. With smoldering good looks and a brain the size of a planet, he should by all means be more than enough for me. But, from the beginning, Kyle´s always been a little bit too bookish. I feel like he´s just not that into me sexually, and it´s led to quite a bit of distance between the two of us lately. One night, however, I´m walking home from the library after a failed anatomy lesson, and I find myself suddenly transported to an alien spacecraft. Here, I meet an absolutely gorgeous alien life form known as Rayzor, who seems to be seeking out a bit of a female anatomy lesson of his own.... Warning: This audiobook contains lots of hot sex, drama, and submission. If this is not the kind of stuff you like to listen to, then start now and see what you have been missing. Enjoy! An Alien Romance Standalone Book by Published Author R.P. James 1. Language: English. Narrator: D Rampling. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/042394/bk_acx0_042394_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.