´Hey, du siehst ja aus wie aus `ner Horror-Show!´ Für die Kandidaten der ersten eigenproduzierten sixx-Dating-Show ´Sexy Beasts´ ist das keine Beleidigung. Alle Teilnehmer tragen aufwändige Masken, die ihr Gesicht maximal verfremden. Logische Folge: Die Singles konzentrieren sich beim Kennenlernen auf Eigenschaften wie Intelligenz und Humor. Reicht das, um sich zu verlieben? Und wie reagieren die Finalisten, wenn sie sich zum ersten Mal ´in natura´ sehen?
So, you think you´re dating or involved with a psychopath.... What can you do? There are thousands of people out there that are afflicted with psychopathy, as many as one in 25. So what happens if you think the person you´re dating, or are involved with, is a psychopath? This book will help you distinguish the difference between psychopaths and sociopaths and will explain why they´re similar. You´ll be given inside knowledge into how psychopaths tick and what they truly are. There will be a step-by-step guide on how to get out of a relationship, if you´re in one, with a psychopath. It´s all right here, waiting for you to discover it. So, are you ready? Here is what is inside: So you found someone...odd.... Is it a sociopath? The point of no return The nature of the beast What to do Getting on with your life Let the journey begin! Would you like to know more? Download So I Am Dating a Psychopath: Now What? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Forris Day Jr.. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/038250/bk_acx0_038250_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From USA Today best-selling author Sky Corgan comes a sexy new billionaire romance. I´ve spent my entire adult life avoiding dating, which is funny because I work for a matchmaking service. My boss calls me ´´The Beast´´ because of my no B.S. attitude. My job is to scare away problem clients - the unmatchables. In waltzes Mister Alfred Barnes. He´s stuck up, brazen, and mouthwateringly gorgeous. Guys like him think they own the world, but in here I´m in charge. Kicking him out of my office is one of my greatest pleasures...until I find out that he totally lied about his identity. Someone is going to get fired over this, and it might be me. Now Mister Barnes is after me. After me in the most unexpected of ways. I´ve never dealt with anyone like him before, and years of therapy tell me that he´s exactly not what I need. What does my therapist know, though? She has her own secrets, and I´m beginning to think that everyone is out to destroy me. I´m beginning to think that I´m the one who is unmatchable. This is a standalone novel. No cliffhangers. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Meghan Kelly. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/112878/bk_acx0_112878_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Conducteur et partiesSaxophone Quartet (SATB)The Three Songs (Trois Chansons) dating from 1914/15 were arranged for four a cappella voices by Ravel immediately after he had written the music of these pieces. The lyrics were penned by the composer himself. The songs represent Ravel’s sole contribution to choral literature.The first song consists of three sections and tells the story of Nicolette, who sets out to pick flowers in the fields. Just like Little Red Ridinghood, she meets a wolf who asks her if she is on her way to her grandmother’s house (M.1-13). Fleeing from him, she meets a page who wonderswhether she would like to have him as her ´´lover true”. She dismisses his proposition though she finds it hard to do so (M. 14-39). In the third section, she encounters a plump, unhandsome man (lento!). He speaks to her:”Stay, stay, my Nicolette, all this gold I give to thee”, and - ´´VIVO” - Nicolette takes refuge in his arms. (M.40 to end).The Three Lovely Birds from Paradise are sky-blue, white as fallen snow and bright red - just like the colors of the Tricolore, the national flag of France - which has been interpreted in many reviews as a sign of an increasingly nationalistic attitude becoming apparent in the war year of 1914. This song mourns the loss of the beloved one who went to war.The Ronde is also made up of three sections. The old women are the first to sing (M.1-28). They warn the young maidens against entering the forest since it is inhabited by all kinds of dangerous (male) beasts. Then (M. 29 – 56) the old men warn the young lads against going into the woods because of the numerous (female) demons living there. The irony of the story is to be found in the final answer of the young people (as of M. 57), who conclude: ´´We will not go into the woods since the old folks have frightened off all the beasts, anyway.”
A librarian, a warrior woman, and a love story that´s out of this world.... Holly tells herself that the reason she hasn´t asked her girlfriend to move in (after four years of dating) is that she´s too busy - but it isn´t true. A very book-obsessed librarian, Holly has buried herself in so many romantic and magical stories, that at night, she dreams of a woman who will sweep her off her feet - something her indifferent girlfriend has never done. But one night, during an unusually vicious storm, magic and romance appear in Holly´s backyard in the form of a mysterious, gorgeous woman...wielding a sword. The dashing stranger´s name is Virago. She claims that she´s a warrior on the hunt for a great and terrible beast; that she, and the beast, slipped through a portal from their world into ours. Holly isn´t sure what to believe, but she is now responsible for a (possibly crazy) swordswoman who is bewildered by modern-day conveniences like escalators, but not by the chivalry of sweeping a woman off her feet. Can Holly help Virago find her own world again, or will that falling-in-love thing get in the way? And, of course, there´s the tiny problem of the beast Virago wounded that is now seeking revenge.... A Knight to Remember is a light-hearted, fantastical romance that will take you on a journey you´ll never forget. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Rose Clearwater. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/064392/bk_acx0_064392_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Car may not be a secret agent, or a mythical beast cast down to earth to save the world, but he has his own brand of adventure. With a little help from his less than conventional family - including a motorcycling grandma and a sister who wants him dead but can´t quite figure out that you can´t burn someone to death with a pocket magnifying glass - Car tries to make a name for himself and find a girl as unique as he is, even if it means dating a woman who thinks she´s a butterfly. The Life and Times of Car Johnson is an insane romp through the mind of a man who doesn´t realize just how pathetic he really is. Come on a journey as Car travels the road of life, backwards and with his trusty cow fetus collection, while you ask yourself how anyone could ever think that making a home tanning kit with a flamethrower was a good idea. 1. Language: English. Narrator: RK Meier. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/008166/bk_acx0_008166_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Cindy Blythe is tired of running from her dangerous past. She longs for a safe haven, but if she gets too comfortable, she might lose everything. When she finds the perfect man on an online dating website, she packs up what´s left of her life and drives out to the Curvy Bear Ranch. No one will ever find her in the remote Montana wilderness. She won´t have to divulge anything about her awful past. But when she meets panty-melting Drew Grant, her guilty heart wants to reveal everything. How can she tell him the truth when he doesn´t even know her real name? When Drew finds out that a ´´helpful´´ relative has been posing as him on a dating website, he´s furious. He doesn´t need help finding a mate, especially since he doesn´t want one. He´s perfectly happy alone. But when Cindy arrives, his bear gets one look at her sexy, curvy figure and Drew knows he´s in trouble. She´s awakened the beast inside him and there´s only one way to calm him down. Unfortunately, he has no idea that the woman he secretly craves is hiding a terrible secret. This is the sixth book in the paranormal bear romance series - Curvy Bear Ranch. This is a stand-alone book with no cliffhangers. Love scenes are fully realized and at times include explicit language. Intended for listeners 18+. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Beth Roeg. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/056933/bk_acx0_056933_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Daisy is turning 40. To make the crises worse, her five sisters pray over her unmarried status, and then her cat begins speaking English with a British accent! Well, no wonder the cat quotes William Shakespeare sometimes! Daisy did name the cat Shakespeare after all. The mess of Daisy´s life is even kookier because the cat is cursing and smoking now like a Downton-Abbey criminal, and the cat is drinking more alcoholic beverages, even though booze makes his whiskers wrinkle. Mm, there must be a connection to all this flowing alcohol, which may explain the bubbly in Daisy´s brain. Even her blind dates, men referred by her meddling sisters, are named after liquor: Glen Livet, a Scottish reverend formerly known as the ´´Drunken Beast´´ Harvey Von Wallbanger, an Austrian aristocrat obsessed with beauty Oive Martini, a Southern politician with a fetish for enhanced body parts Johnny Walker, a realtor who likes to stage a woman Joey Cuervo, a native New Yorker who bonds through blackmail Yeung Ling, a recently divorced hairdresser and karate expert with killer hands And then there is Daisy’s neighbor, a nurse with a voice sounding as if he would like to cut off her life support. Even with her cat´s dating advice, Daisy has been looking for love in all the wrong places. Darn! When God texted Daisy, after she parked in a church handicapped spot, she forgot to text back, ´´Where is my soulmate on my phone´s map app?” 1. Language: English. Narrator: Stacy Gonzalez. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/123494/bk_acx0_123494_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The author of I Love You, Beth Cooper returns with an ingenious contemporary satire set in an alternate universe populated by the aliens, mutants, and atomic monsters of B-movie legend. It came to Earth... and now its spawn goes to high school. Earth has survived repeated alien invasions, attacks by hordes of mutants, and the ravages of ancient beasts brought back to life. Now we´re in the blissful future... for most. J!m, the son of the alien who nearly destroyed the planet, is a brooding, megacephalic rebel with a big forehead and exceptionally oily skin. Along with Johnny, a radioactive biker ape, and Jelly, a gelatinous mass passing as a fat kid, Jim navigates a particularly unpleasant adolescence in which he really is as alienated as he feels, the world might actually be out to get him, and true love is complicated by mis-understanding and incompatible parts. As harmless school antics escalate into explosive events with tragic consequences, J!m makes a discovery that will alter the course of civilization, though it may help his dating life. Replete with all the rock ´n´ roll, hot-rod racing, and heavy petting of classic teen cinema - and packed with famous film-monster cameos - Go, Mutants! is fun strapped to an atomic rocket, and Doyle´s deadpan delivery and razor-sharp wit will have you laughing out loud before he even starts the ignition sequence. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Robert Petkoff. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/002470/bk_harp_002470_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.